I just got wind that one of the funniest actors alive is possibly dating a woman half his age! That’s right, I heard that Bill Murray could possibly be dating Jenny Lewis. The famous What About Bob actor is 65 years old and was recently spotted with Jenny Lewis at the tail end of a party that he threw. The party was to celebrate hs new movie release, Rock the Kasbah and it took place in NYC.

Do you think this is a rumor or real?

Well, I’m here to report that it’s just a rumor! According to Jezebel, these two are in fact not dating. In addition to that, Bill Murray revealed to Howard Stern that he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he has other things he needs to take care of. In my personal opnion, I don’t think Bill Murray needs a girlfriend. There are plenty of horny girls that love older sugar daddies looking to hook up. If I were Bill, I’d simply find a few young women that want to bang and make an arrangement with them, then call it a day. He’s one funny guy!

Since, it’s Friday and I’m trying to get the heck out of here early, I’m going to keep this report shorter than usual. This should give you some time to search online for a hot date for the weekend. Find one, get laid and make me proud!