The famous Georgia Bulldog quarterback, Greyson Lambert had a busy weekend. He probably spent all night tossing and turning worrying about playing the Alabama Crimson Tide today. He was also worried about his girlfriend Adeline and her becoming Miss Georgia at halftime. It was a busy day to say the least.
Georgia Bulldogs Lose To Alabama 38 – 10
First of all, the day was extremely stressful for Greyson Lambert. He gave up a few interceptions. The Bulldog defense, which is typically decent, was really pretty bad. The game ended with Nick Saban guiding the Crimson Tide to absolutely crush Georgia today with a final game score of 38 – 10 and a solid win in Georgia. I love seeing Alabama win a football game, but this post isn’t about Alabama. It’s about Greyson Lambert and him still being a winner even though he lost to one of the best SEC football teams ever.
If you’re a quarterback in the SEC, you’re a winner. I don’t care how bad you suck. You get laid and you have a chance to do anything you want! Now, if you date a smoking hot college girl and she gets crowned anything, you’re a winner. Adeline Kenerly will likely give Greyson Lambert the best sex of his life tonight now that she’s Miss Georgia.
So, all I have to say to you Greyson is dry those tears, sit back and let Miss Georgia show you why she’s officially the hottest girl in Georgia. To the rest of the Georgia fans that are ridiculously disappointed with the results today, there’s a good chance that most girls in your area won’t be DTF. In the event that you can’t find a local college hottie on campus that’s down for some fun time, you can always just find yourself an online booty call to close score yourself a win for the night. That’s what I’d do!
Now if you’re an Alabama player or fan, you better celebrate this win hard AF tonight, but definitely be sure to abide by Nick Saban’s dating advice before giving some Bama girl your jimmy tonight!