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Why Miami Escorts Are Not Worth Hiring

By Admin

I’m usually not one to hire an escort. Given my background and experience in the online dating scene, I know where to go if I want to get laid. That said, I’m going to tell you why Miami escorts are simply not worth hiring. If you’ve ever thought about having sex with an escort in Miami, then I suggest you read this in full before taking that route. It may save you time, money and even jail time.

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Miami Escorts Suck, Here’s Why

Too Much Drama
If you’ve never been to Miami then you might not understand this. But, if you have, I can almost guarantee that you know what I’m talking about. Miami escorts are drama to the fullest extent. Every time I’ve tried to hire a girl, it ends up being some drawn out issue that takes forever to make happen. Then when they get there it’s all about them and their issues that they gotta resolve. It’s a fuck show and not in a good way. That’s not good for someone that likes to avoid drama.

They All Lie
Don’t take offense if you’re a local Miamian but Miami girls lie sometimes. I know, that’s a shocker right! However, if you think typical “Dale” booty girls running around the malls lie, then you have no idea the types of lies that come out of Miami escorts mouths. I’m talking beyond believable. I’ve heard it all really. They more full of shit than a portapotty at a Lollapalooza festival. Some Miami hoes will say they live in mansions and drive BMWs or that they don’t have boyfriends. Quite frankly, it’s all a bunch of bullshit. You gotta watch out for some of the escorts that like to run scams too. The good news is that the dating sites geared towards meeting and hooking up don’t have many liars on them. Those are just girls that want to get laid for free!

Local Girls Online Are Hotter
You don’t need to hire escorts in Miami. You just need to be able to score local pussy and you’ll be a winner. The local girls are ten times hotter than the nasty call girls in Dade County. Head to Bal Harbour or Merrick Park and you’ll find some real hot local girls that want to fuck.

Strip Clubs
The girls dancing in the strip clubs are top notch hotties. The girls at Dean’s Gold blow away 95% of the Miami escorts that you see working the streets. There’s no need to talk to the hood rat hoes on the corner when you can hit the VIP.

Too Expensive
Everything is expensive in Miami, even the escorts. If you have cash to burn then that’s not a problem for you. However, most of us don’t have money to throw away like that. Miami escorts are some of the most expensive girls I’ve ever hired in my lifetime. I no longer hire any of these girls just because of that reason alone.

Truth is, I don’t need any escorts. I’m a premium member of enough dating sites that I can pretty much get laid for free anytime I want to. I’ve perfected the art of getting laid online and you can too. Practice makes perfect. Join a dating site today.

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